Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂 The Cheekiest Donkey Tissue Holder Ever!
Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂 The Cheekiest Donkey Tissue Holder Ever!
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Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂 The Cheekiest Donkey Tissue Holder Ever!
NEED A TISSUE?
KISS MY ASS FIRST!
Some decorations are pretty. Some are practical. And then there's this donkey—with a smug grin, a fluffy backside, and absolutely no manners.
THE ONLY ASS YOU'LL ACTUALLY WANT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
Most tissue boxes blend quietly into the room. This guy has other plans. With oversized ears, a sideways grin, and a shamelessly fluffy backside, he's ready to make every guest do a double take.
Put him on your desk or coffee table. Someone will notice. Someone will laugh. And someone will ask where you found him.
One pull. One laugh. Every single time.
YES, THE TISSUES REALLY COME OUT OF HIS BUTT.
Need a tissue? Go ahead and pull one from his fluffy backside. That's the whole ridiculous joke—and why this little troublemaker is more than an ordinary plush decoration.
Keep tissues within reach while turning an everyday moment into a conversation starter.
Looks ridiculous. Works like a tissue holder.
SOFT, FLUFFY & FULL OF ATTITUDE.
Look at that face. Those dramatic eyebrows. The oversized ears. The mischievous grin that says he knows exactly what he's doing.
His gray plush-style body, cream-colored muzzle, fluffy tail, and relaxed pose bring personality from every angle.
All the charm of a plush donkey. None of the good manners.
THE GIFT THAT'LL HAVE EVERYONE LAUGHING.
Know a friend who loves terrible jokes? A coworker with no filter? Someone impossible to shop for? Meet their next ridiculous gift.
Bring this donkey to a White Elephant exchange, Secret Santa party, funny housewarming, or Christmas gathering. The surprise comes when someone notices where the tissues go.
Funny enough to gift. Useful enough to keep.
WHY THIS DONKEY STEALS THE SHOW
The funny tissue opening makes an everyday moment memorable.
A novelty decoration with a practical tissue-dispensing purpose.
Oversized ears, a cheeky expression, and fluffy details.
A memorable idea for adults who enjoy irreverent humor.
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Do the tissues really come out of the donkey's backside?
Yes. The dispensing opening is positioned at the rear of the donkey—that's the whole joke!
Is it a tissue holder or just a plush decoration?
It's designed as both a humorous plush-style decoration and a functional tissue holder.
How do I refill it?
Insert compatible tissues through the refill access and feed the first sheet through the rear opening.
Will any tissue box fit?
Yes.
Where can I display it?
Try a coffee table, desk, shelf, or another stable indoor surface where guests can enjoy the joke.
Is this a good White Elephant or Secret Santa gift?
It's a fun option for adult gift exchanges, holiday parties, and friends who enjoy cheeky novelty gifts.
LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR BORING TISSUE BOXES.
A ridiculous grin. A fluffy backside. A tissue where you least expect it. Give your home—or your next gift exchange—a little more attitude.
NEED A TISSUE? YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 🫏😂
