{"product_id":"need-a-tissue-kiss-my-ass-first","title":"Need a Tissue? Kiss My Ass First! 😂 The Cheekiest Donkey Tissue Holder Ever!","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n#donkey26{--brown:#442b20;--red:#b63830;--cream:#fff8ef;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;max-width:1080px;margin:auto;background:var(--cream);color:var(--brown);line-height:1.7}#donkey26 *{box-sizing:border-box}#donkey26 h2,#donkey26 h3,#donkey26 p{margin:0}#donkey26 .dh{padding:45px 22px;background:linear-gradient(135deg,#39251b,#65422e);text-align:center;color:white}#donkey26 .dh h2,#donkey26 .de h2{color:#fff!important;-webkit-text-fill-color:#fff!important;font-size:clamp(27px,4.5vw,44px);line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:16px;font-weight:900}#donkey26 .dh p{max-width:700px;margin:auto;color:#f8ebdc}#donkey26 .dtags{margin-top:20px;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center;gap:9px}#donkey26 .dtags span{border:1px solid #b69b81;border-radius:25px;padding:5px 11px;font-size:12px}#donkey26 .ds{background:white;padding-bottom:35px}#donkey26 .ds:nth-of-type(odd){background:var(--cream)}#donkey26 .ds img{display:block;width:100%;height:auto}#donkey26 .dc{text-align:center;padding:27px 22px 0;max-width:850px;margin:auto}#donkey26 .num{color:#a26330;font-weight:bold;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:12px;margin-bottom:8px}#donkey26 .dc h3{color:var(--brown)!important;-webkit-text-fill-color:var(--brown)!important;font-size:clamp(22px,3.5vw,32px);line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:14px}#donkey26 .dc p{color:#64574c;font-size:16px;margin-bottom:12px}#donkey26 .dc .punch{color:var(--red);font-weight:800}#donkey26 .db{background:#442b20;color:#fff;padding:38px 22px}#donkey26 .db h3,#donkey26 .df h3{text-align:center;font-size:27px;margin-bottom:20px}#donkey26 .db h3{color:white!important;-webkit-text-fill-color:white!important}#donkey26 .dg{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:12px}#donkey26 .di{background:#5c3c2c;padding:19px;border-radius:10px}#donkey26 .di b{display:block;color:#f6cb7b;margin-bottom:5px}#donkey26 .di p{font-size:14px;color:#f5e9dd}#donkey26 .df{background:white;padding:40px 25px}#donkey26 .df h3{color:var(--brown)!important;-webkit-text-fill-color:var(--brown)!important}#donkey26 details{border-bottom:1px solid #e1d5c9;padding:15px 0}#donkey26 summary{list-style:none;cursor:pointer;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:10px;font-weight:700}#donkey26 summary::-webkit-details-marker{display:none}#donkey26 summary:after{content:'+';font-size:23px;color:var(--red)}#donkey26 details[open] summary:after{content:'−'}#donkey26 details p{font-size:14px;color:#64574c;margin-top:10px}#donkey26 .de{background:var(--red);color:white;text-align:center;padding:42px 20px}#donkey26 .de p{color:#fff3ea;max-width:690px;margin:auto}#donkey26 .de strong{display:block;margin-top:18px}@media(max-width:600px){#donkey26 .dg{grid-template-columns:1fr}#donkey26 .dc{padding:22px 18px 0}#donkey26 .dc p{font-size:15px}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"donkey26\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"dh\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNEED A TISSUE?\u003cbr\u003eKISS MY ASS FIRST! \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome decorations are pretty. Some are practical. And then there's this donkey—with a smug grin, a fluffy backside, and absolutely no manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dtags\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eCheeky Donkey Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTissue Holder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas Gag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ds\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/8946\/8074\/files\/5b94fe4f-54ad-4423-b6bf-8d8657868188.png?v=1792723483\" alt=\"Funny donkey tissue holder in a Christmas setting\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"num\"\u003e01 \/ THE FIRST LAUGH\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE ONLY ASS YOU'LL ACTUALLY WANT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost tissue boxes blend quietly into the room. This guy has other plans. With oversized ears, a sideways grin, and a shamelessly fluffy backside, he's ready to make every guest do a double take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut him on your desk or coffee table. Someone will notice. Someone will laugh. And someone will ask where you found him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"punch\"\u003eOne pull. One laugh. Every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ds\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/8946\/8074\/files\/0cf1fc8a-7916-44e5-addc-1239631d86a2.png?v=1792723483\" alt=\"How to pull a tissue from the donkey holder\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"num\"\u003e02 \/ THE FUNNY FUNCTION\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYES, THE TISSUES REALLY COME OUT OF HIS BUTT.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed a tissue? Go ahead and pull one from his fluffy backside. That's the whole ridiculous joke—and why this little troublemaker is more than an ordinary plush decoration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep tissues within reach while turning an everyday moment into a conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"punch\"\u003eLooks ridiculous. Works like a tissue holder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ds\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/8946\/8074\/files\/5806567c-127f-4d7c-8811-c09feef2692b.png?v=1792723482\" alt=\"Plush donkey texture and expressive details\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"num\"\u003e03 \/ SOFT WITH ATTITUDE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSOFT, FLUFFY \u0026amp; FULL OF ATTITUDE.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook at that face. Those dramatic eyebrows. The oversized ears. The mischievous grin that says he knows exactly what he's doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis gray plush-style body, cream-colored muzzle, fluffy tail, and relaxed pose bring personality from every angle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"punch\"\u003eAll the charm of a plush donkey. None of the good manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ds\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/8946\/8074\/files\/f6f1d3d4-103f-480a-a116-5b3e62ae8932.png?v=1792723483\" alt=\"Donkey tissue holder as a funny Christmas gift\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"num\"\u003e04 \/ THE UNFORGETTABLE GIFT\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE GIFT THAT'LL HAVE EVERYONE LAUGHING.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKnow a friend who loves terrible jokes? A coworker with no filter? Someone impossible to shop for? Meet their next ridiculous gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring this donkey to a White Elephant exchange, Secret Santa party, funny housewarming, or Christmas gathering. The surprise comes when someone notices where the tissues go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"punch\"\u003eFunny enough to gift. Useful enough to keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"db\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHY THIS DONKEY STEALS THE SHOW\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dg\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"di\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e😂 A Joke With Every Pull\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny tissue opening makes an everyday moment memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"di\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e🧻 Funny Meets Functional\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA novelty decoration with a practical tissue-dispensing purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"di\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e🫏 Full of Personality\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOversized ears, a cheeky expression, and fluffy details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"di\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e🎁 Ready for Gift Exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA memorable idea for adults who enjoy irreverent humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"df\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQUESTIONS \u0026amp; ANSWERS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDo the tissues really come out of the donkey's backside?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The dispensing opening is positioned at the rear of the donkey—that's the whole joke!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs it a tissue holder or just a plush decoration?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's designed as both a humorous plush-style decoration and a functional tissue holder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow do I refill it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInsert compatible tissues through the refill access and feed the first sheet through the rear opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWill any tissue box fit?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry a coffee table, desk, shelf, or another stable indoor surface where guests can enjoy the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs this a good White Elephant or Secret Santa gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a fun option for adult gift exchanges, holiday parties, and friends who enjoy cheeky novelty gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"de\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR BORING TISSUE BOXES.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA ridiculous grin. A fluffy backside. A tissue where you least expect it. Give your home—or your next gift exchange—a little more attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNEED A TISSUE? YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 🫏😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Homwarmer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67729733419178,"sku":"N1W26102301-驴抽纸","price":32.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/8946\/8074\/files\/95689314490384385.png?v=1792728604","url":"https:\/\/homwarmer.com\/products\/need-a-tissue-kiss-my-ass-first","provider":"Homwarmer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}